How to make your bestfriend smile at 1 in the morning :)
Gabriel:WHAT TIME YOU'RE SLEEPING? :)
Alison:The number you have contacted is not is use. Please go away or poop will fall on your head in 3 seconds. Thank you.
Gabriel:BUT I WANT MY ALI :( I LOVE HER.
Alison:Dear fellow customer, did you receive the poop on your head? If you did not, please contact PUB to claim your free poop. Thank you.
Gabriel:HAHAHA MY ALI IS SOOOO CUTE :P cute boy
Alison:Dear fellow customer, you have secretly contacted the special forces with your secret code "MY ALI IS SOOOO CUTE". Help will be sent you in approximately 5 minutes time. Please bring your tooth brush and phone along with you for this journey to Narnia. Thank you.
Gabriel:OMG :D HAHAHAHAHAHA I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOU SOOOOO SOOOO MUCH! You made my night by making me smile.